You are not one of the guys...
It's time to swipe the v card, bro
A date with a damn fine ass
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
Young meat is cougar feast
Pretty, but extremely dirty
Don't leave me hanging like your dad
She takes heavy duty usage
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
She's in hypersexual drive
She calls it dedication
Buttfucking is rarely elegant
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
Czech me out eating this cock